Who is the boss of you?

ME! I AM THE BOSS OF YOU!

No, I'm not the Grand Inquisitor (but I'm sure it's only a matter of time). It's been a busy couple of weeks for me, full of crazy developments and the like. The upshot of it all is that I now find myself occupying an executive position in the Cavern Communication Network.

I'm pretty certain such things do not normally happen in a sane and rational world, but thankfully such concepts don't seem to apply to this wonderful group of individuals. So long as I don't let power go to my head, I foresee nothing but glory and win.

Now where has that pesky bot got to with my drinks cabinet...